Coffee Talk

"...was woken up this morning by Dan's meat hitting the kitchen counter..." 

"...some kind of woodpecker erotica..."

"Stop looking at my RBF and let's focus on the penis lights..."

"......If you know what I mean..."

"...if your done breeding...stop the bleeding..."


"...that's what skinamax is for..."


"...our Joe"


"You guys think louder than I talk!"


"...a hand shake and a pony tail tug"


"Crotch-cicles"  ?!?!